Help coming up with cheesy things to say for Class Council campaign?

I'm a sophomore running for president of our Junior class council next year. The voting is Wednesday, and tomorrow I'm passing out candies to people in my class. I have Tootsie Fruit Rolls, Wonka Nerds, Laffy Taffy, Wonka Everlastng Gobstoppers, and SweetTarts. So I need help coming up with slogans or simply cheesy things to say when I pass them out. My name is Jacob Ellis (because clearly so many things rhyme with Jacob or Ellis). And it's a Christian school, so please keep it appropriate, and no bashing other candidates either. Thanks for any ideas you can suggest! Cheesy, corny, or completely nonsensical things are prefectly fine, as one of my campaign posters claims that all my opponents hate Oompa-Loompas, so they should vote for me instead. Thanks.